"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)
　　"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."　　"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."
　　"Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series."
　　"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
　　"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
　　"Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience." （來(lái)源：我是應(yīng)屆生）